October 17 2014, 11pm

How to murder

  • Step 1: put the knife right in
  • Step 2: take the knife on out
  • Step 3: put the knife back in
  • Step 4: and twist it all about
  • Step 5: do the hokey pokey and he's probably dead.

October 17 2014, 11pm



it started out with a click


how did it end up like this


it was only a click

It was only a click.

I should be falling asleep

But I’m reblogging a cat

A metaphorical smoke

and Batman in Drag

Now I’m blogging in bed
And that cannon’s so sick
And it’s all in my head
But he’s touching his-chest
。◕ ‿ ◕。

(Source: 2boys1cup)

October 17 2014, 10pm



My favorite thing about feminism is that you literally only have to say the word and BOOM done, men will literally prove your point FOR you

"The comments on any article about feminism justify feminism." - Helen Lewis

October 17 2014, 10pm




I don’t care if you’re trans, cis, straight, gay, bisexual, asexual, pansexual, black, white, brown, something in the middle, Muslim, Catholic, Jewish, or anything else. If you think Pluto isn’t a planet, you can go fuck yourself. 

it’s not a planet


(Source: firebreathingeli)