September 2 2014, 7am


parents: "let’s talk about your future" 


(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

September 2 2014, 7am


People who have a superiority complex based on their enjoyment of vintage music or books are some of the most annoying people in the world and if I ever hear you ridiculing someone just because they may not enjoy listening to the beatles whilst reading to kill a mockingbird and sipping a cup of hibiscus green tea i will literally come to your house and staple your nipples to your elbows 

September 2 2014, 7am

Honest hour. Nothing will be deleted. Just come and ask.

(Source: askboxmemes)

September 2 2014, 7am


Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.

Romeo: Bruh

Sorry….I laughed too hard….


September 2 2014, 6am


I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they