July 14 2014, 12am


bluhstrider:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

Every Villain ILime 

daryldixonpizzaparty

July 14 2014, 12am


rabioheab:

calling people on the phone is more stressful than open heart surgery 


July 14 2014, 12am


fimbulvetr-now:

clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

(Source: mccoyswife)


July 11 2014, 6pm


  • me at the zoo: where are the dragons

July 11 2014, 2pm


I hear a leafblower. I suddenly feel.homicidal


July 11 2014, 2pm


officialpigeon:

"Money can’t make you happy"

WELL IT SURE AS HELL AINT GONNA MAKE ME SAD


July 11 2014, 2pm


flowury:

I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble

(Source: flowury)


July 11 2014, 2pm


faebug:

when you try to push up your glasses but forget you took them off so you just kinda hit your face

(Source: xyct)


July 11 2014, 2pm


jpgay:

*turns into a tree to avoid responsibilities*


July 11 2014, 2pm


amykinz97:

List of things straight guys have ruined:
》lesbian porn
》my little pony
》society